slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via flowerchildwitharocknrollheart)



alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via flowerchildwitharocknrollheart)



geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via flowerchildwitharocknrollheart)



phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

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"You punish yourself for being yourself."
My counsellor. (via onceadoring)

(via theshannoncolter)




thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via flowerchildwitharocknrollheart)



"To get a scar, you have to heal. And to heal, you have to make it through. Wounds represent weakness but Scars represent strength"
(via elainaxmarie)

(Source: littlegordita, via elainaxmarie)




me: 
you'll regret staying up this late
me: 
i know
me the next morning: 
i regret staying up that late
me that night: 
let's do it again



angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

(via flowerchildwitharocknrollheart)



bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

(via ohmygoditschandlerbing)