Not feeling well? Stay home from school. It’s okay to miss a day and you’ll easily make up the work!
Want some time for yourself? Tell your friend you can’t go out with them tonight. They’ll understand and you can always reschedule.
Too stressed? Finish the paper…
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*
*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*
[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE
*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel