I miss you!


Just remember in about 40 seconds someone is about to commit suicide as we sit here blogging. This post goes out to the teens who took and will take their lives. Please just reblog this post to recognize them and don’t question whether or not you should. I promise it won’t ruin your blog type.

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i need a guy to grab my butt right now

i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy


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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

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do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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"Have you ever noticed that humans have made it so difficult and complicated to “survive” in this world? It’s a vicious cycle. You go to school, and try really hard, so that you can get into a good college, and then you try really hard at college to get a good job, and then you try really hard at your job, so you can make money. And then your kids do the same thing. And everyone just keeps on doing this and no one even stops to think WHY they’re doing it any more. Everyone just does it because it’s what you’re supposed to do. And like, before, when the human race had just started, the goal was to just SURVIVE. People just lived. I mean, that’s what really matters, right? Survival. Because after you die, it doesn’t matter what college you went to."
Dylan, my 12 year old brother  (via barack-obottm)

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: 
sir for the last time

"Is it… is it over now?"
Every Naruto fan after chapter 690 (via dailydoseofsasusaku)

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